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Archive for January, 2012

I used to think that my boyfriend was Scottish. He has an insatiable thirst for whiskey and strong opinions on the correct colour of kilt socks. He’s happy on the hill with his piece, and can put on a good accent when talking to a ‘fellow’ Scot. …the thing is though, he’s only about ¼ [...]

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I can’t think of anyone more deserving of a £3 Sainsbury’s voucher than this deeply philosophical three year old. She has got a point… Chris King, I salute you—a role model to Customer Managers nationwide!

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Wimpy. A chain that has immediately gone up in my estimation. What innovation.

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The British language is a confusing thing. I feel sorry for anyone who tries to learn it in a logical way. I’ve been trying for 25 years and still can’t make sense of most of it. It’s hard when a guinea pig is neither from Guinea not is it a pig. Quicksand results in a [...]

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Lots of my friends work in The City. This is a annoying for a variety of reasons. It’s annoying because I now know far more about insurance and reinsurance than I ever wanted to. It’s annoying because they get to go on corporate ski trips and I don’t. But most of all, it’s annoying because [...]

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Thanks Olive magazine for making my day! Much to my delight, the wonderful magazine that is Olive has made me February’s ‘Blog of the Month’. They (unsurprisingly) decided to lift an extract on olives to pop on page 9. Thanks once again for everyone’s enthusiasm with this blog—makes me very happy and keeps me out [...]

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I love Bethnal Green. I think that it’s one of the best places in the world and that any Londoner who lives elsewhere is a moron. For nearly two years I’ve been on a one-woman campaign to try and persuade anyone who doesn’t live there to move immediately. So far my conversion rate is nil. [...]

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